Last week I was in the pink,
Today I am coming down with something.
Last week, I was right as rain,
Today, I am under the weather.
Last week I was as fit as a fiddle,
Today I am as pale as a ghost.
Last week I was the picture of health,
Today I am at death’s door.
Last week I was alive and kicking,
Today I am running a fever.
Last week I was on top of the world,
Today I have one foot in the grave.
This week I took a turn for the worse,
Next week, I hope I am over the worst.